Daemon (to Cpt. Obvious): “You like meat in your mouth, eh?”
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PEP: “K for Karaoke tells me I have a good poker face.”
Hooligan: “Is that because she thinks you look good when you are poking her?”

This is going to be a new segment, I think - things said at the climbing gym that are taken WAY out of context for comical effect.

Pancake Dick: I just lit a cigarette, you are the one that started masturbating!
Pink Eyed Pod: Yeah, and I am saying they are roughly the same thing!